zackisontumblr: my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese
the-absolute-best-posts: ゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜ nobody hates me more than i hate me ゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
quentinsucks: ive got a problem and its called older men
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
rockleeofthemounties: mgmstrs: tall and lanky boys ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
When you see someone you don’t want to talk to
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
styleswanky: i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
watchtheskytonight: easterberry-test: fartgallery: tugboatproceedless: fartgallery: is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked *cough* now its your turn *cough* taking off my glove flap A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you… a full glove. hOW TO PEOPLE NOT LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR
turn-it-up-tune-them-out: artsysauce: sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
pale-quadrant: pale-quadrant: pale-quadrant: the other day my music theory teacher asked my class if we were tired and the whole class yelled YES so he flipped off the light switch and said “then go to sleep” and then just left the room omfg more recently we got to class and he said to this kid isaac “you hungry?” and he was like yeah so everyone chipped in some cash and we just ordered...
tracktown: I actually love this
shopping carts in random places make me sad there is nothing for you there friend
pizza: when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
alpacamazing: school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god